Your hairdresser does not cut and clean your rear end.
You do not go for 6 weeks without washing or cutting your hair.
Your hairdresser does not have to clean your ears.
Your hairdresser does not have to clean boogers of your eyes.
You sit still for your hairdresser.
You do not bite or scratch your hairdresser.
Your haircut does not include a manicure or pedicure.
MOST OF ALL – The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is extremely slim.